Master And Commander Captain Sebastian Blast

You're at home and you got no plans
It's time for you to wake up and make your stand
Cause who's the man with a master plan?
They call him Master and Commander Sebastian Blast

Man the cannons, we must go forth
To find our fame and fortune cross the shore
Fuck with me now, and I'll melt your face
Our glory lives forever in what we do today

He will not fail when he's setting sail 
Through rain or sleet or even hail 
Just a bottle of grog, just to get there fast
They call him Master and Commander Sebastian Blast 

Raise the anchor, set the mast 
We are setting full sails to blast 
Call attention you scallywag 
Our legend lasts forever but we don't know if it lasts

And his crew will see him through
To the island in the distance will be there soon 
Cause who's the man with the master plan? 
They call him Master and Commander Sebastian Blast

Man, Master plan
Our legends last forever 
But we don't know if we'll last