TALDEROY

He sailed upon the sea and he had a mighty beard... Had a mighty beard, Talderoy
He traveled 'cross the globe and he drank the wine with kings... Drank the wine with kings, Talderoy
He listened to the falcons and knew secrets of the land... Secrets of the land, Talderoy
He swore upon a diamond that he'd never come back home... Never come back home, Talderoy

Talderoy! Talderoy!
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Talderoy, Fucking Talderoy!
Glinthomas megrathdin Talderoy!

His hands are hard as granite fists, his skin like polished stone... Skin like polished stone, Talderoy
His blood is made of lightning and there's silver in his bones... Silver in the balls of Talderoy
If ye tried to bury Talderoy, the dirt would cow'r in fear... The dirt would cow'r in fear of Talderoy
His ear will hear ye down the hall a week before yer born... A week before yer born, Talderoy

Talderoy! Talderoy!
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Talderoy, Fucking Talderoy!
Glinthomas megrathdin Talderoy!

He ties a million knots around the hearts of worthy dames... The hearts of worthy dames, Talderoy
He's laid so many maidens he's the father of mankind... The father of mankind is Talderoy
At sunday mass brave Talderoy doth shake the hand of God... Shake the hand of God, Talderoy
And when yer in the tavern, ye best eye upon yer lass... The eye upon her ass is Talderoy's

Talderoy! Talderoy!
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Talderoy, Fucking Talderoy!
Glinthomas megrathdin Talderoy!

He freed the Hebrew slaves and he built the Taj Mahal... The fucking Taj Mahal, Talderoy
He did dope with Jimi Hendrix and he writes of David Gale... David Fucking Gale, Talderoy
He wrote "Stairway to Heaven" and he shot poor JFK... It wasn't Oswald, it was Talderoy! (Fuck!)
He rode Bermudas lightning and never came back home... Where the fuck is home, Talderoy?

Talderoy! Talderoy!
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Talderoy, fucking Talderoy!
Glinthomas megrathdin Talderoy!