You Can Thank The Pirates Charles

You work thirteen months and whaddya get?
Bleedin' in yer boots and a pain in the neck
A year in the nest will surely get you burned

You can shed a tear when our flags a-flowin'
Cause you can turn around and go back home
A little wiser and a couple lessons learned

So you may’ave come around on a whale fish call
But we’ll leave you with a fish tail ten leagues long
You work so hard I hate to drop your sails
You been smellin' like fish for a year and a half
We’ll take it off your hands go and take a bath
Your loads much lighter now we got your whale

And I said No way! Not today! 
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The Pirates Charles

Merchant on a course for the Spanish Main
Loaded up with spices, rum, and sugar cane
Your load is sweet but your course is going sour

We've come a long way just to ease your woes
Praise the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost
We got your ship you're free to float back home

The HMS Untimely Death-
Loyal to the Queen till your dyin' breath
Well boys, the time for loyalty’s coming soon
Your guns look good, as good as mine
So send your cannon balls over one at a time
We got your compass all you got’s the moon
And I said No way! Not today! 
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The Pirates Charles

With buggery our specialty
We sin and sin incessantly
Where skin is begged off desperate knees
We'll take you to the place with the cigarette trees
You may get out alive, but not for free
We'll have you all back home in time for tea!

And I said No way! Not today! 
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The Pirates Charles